Bad Democrat

I used to watch The Today Show in the kitchen with my mom. Then I started watching alone. I want to say that the worst times of my life occurred in my head and my stomach while watching that show alone. The most vile, disgusting feelings of the day, of brightness, and of Los Angeles seeped into my organs and brain and stomach through the commercials mixed with their segments, whatever they were because I thought they were fine mixed with you really talk about mental health way too much and I think you’re trying to malign people who are lazy, not working, and watching your show. That’s how I feel about what they are doing and why. I am not kidding, I do not trust them, will never watch again, and do not believe in what they’re doing one decibel more than I believe my organs will fail for watching them. They’re fine. And I’m fine. I think they are trying to malign women who aren’t like the women they have on their show. You know, who aren’t advocating to have their yearly appointments and wondering how they can get a 15-minute workout in on a day when they have a lot that they have to do. I think they are vicious, cruel, and maligning regular American women. I have no evidence other than how I feel–and what happens to me–when I watch their show. And I think they’re done. That’s why I switched to Good Morning America, and CBS Mornings if I have to.