Bad Democrat

I was given the name of a restaurant that I looked up on yelp last week– they had shrimp toast that was black on top and I thought it looked interesting. This morning, I was reflecting on how nice my dining experience was last night–went to a hotel bar– and was wondering how I could get some more today, when I got that black shrimp toast in my head because I thought “I’ve been meaning to go to that place, maybe I’ll go today”. It was 4am or earlier and the toast wouldn’t leave my head and then I thought, great, now I am going to be waiting for 6 hours or more until I get this thing. I thought of that restaurant because somewhere else I went over the weekend served shrimp toast, right after I saw the shrimp toast that I had rarely ever heard of on yelp. And then I thought, this is antisemitic.